life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

terezidave:

fuckyoutubers:

do you have those memories that are really cringey and you never speak of and something triggers the memory and you want to fucking wash your brain out with bleach

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(Source: littlexiutie)

tentarude:

troncats:

sorry:

I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night

why do text posts these days sound like they are quotes from a 40 year old mother’s facebook

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(Source: sorry)

when you over-hear a joke in someone else’s conversation and accidentally laugh out loud

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(Source: whimmy-bam)

gordman2:

Humorous Movie Marquee Mash-Ups
gordman2:

Humorous Movie Marquee Mash-Ups
gordman2:

Humorous Movie Marquee Mash-Ups
gordman2:

Humorous Movie Marquee Mash-Ups
gordman2:

Humorous Movie Marquee Mash-Ups
gordman2:

Humorous Movie Marquee Mash-Ups

gordman2:

Humorous Movie Marquee Mash-Ups

mskamalakhan:

sallysbutter:

birth control pills: 

  • can treat cysts, endometriosis, pcos, and other potentially life-threatening conditions
  • can lessen severe symptoms of menstruation
  • can treat hormonal imbalances that result in severe acne and other side effects
  • can prevent pregnancy from ever occurring

erectile dysfunction drugs:

  • give you an erection

"

1. Lay on the floor of your shower until you can breathe again. Water will always love to love your skin.

2. Start writing with the intention of filling up one page. Write until your pen stops working.

3. Reread a book that once made you cry. Learn something new on every page. Notice how different chapter make you sad. Notice how the book didn’t change and grow; you did.

4. Sleep with your windows open. You can hear both the rain and boys drunkenly singing Frank Sinatra on their deck. Both are equally good.

5. Don’t forget that honey will always taste sweet, but the best way to eat it is off your fingers, laughing.

6. Remember that, sometimes, getting out of bed is enough.

"
—  For unhappy girls who like sitting in the sun (via bl-ossomed)

(Source: ttwentysix)

mylourrydiary:

hlil:

Can u believe there are plants that are illegal
Plants

Can you believe there is love that is illegal
Love

(Source: hhlil)

revanism:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

heartnmavin:

anescapedfish:

positiveclarity:

all-in-all-love:

ask-monsuir-grantaire:

doughnut-tax-outrage:

iwearadeathfrisbeenow:

tyleroakley:

Yikes.

THAT IS LITERALLY WHAT ANY SCHOOL HEALTH CLASS WOULD TELL YOU TO DO.

So she’s getting punished for doing the right thing? She should have let her friend drive drunk? Should she have let her friend kill herself in an auto accident? 

Reblogged it before and i’ll fucking reblog it again.

glad bhs isnt like this

WAIT I KNOW HER WTF?

THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT
THIS IS HOW YOU GET KIDS KILLED

Whats the school got to do with it though? This happened outside of school hours so why are they getting involved?

Welcome to America.

She’s being suspended for doing something that’s literally not only legl but recommended by the driver’s ed handbook.
revanism:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

heartnmavin:

anescapedfish:

positiveclarity:

all-in-all-love:

ask-monsuir-grantaire:

doughnut-tax-outrage:

iwearadeathfrisbeenow:

tyleroakley:

Yikes.

THAT IS LITERALLY WHAT ANY SCHOOL HEALTH CLASS WOULD TELL YOU TO DO.

So she’s getting punished for doing the right thing? She should have let her friend drive drunk? Should she have let her friend kill herself in an auto accident? 

Reblogged it before and i’ll fucking reblog it again.

glad bhs isnt like this

WAIT I KNOW HER WTF?

THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT
THIS IS HOW YOU GET KIDS KILLED

Whats the school got to do with it though? This happened outside of school hours so why are they getting involved?

Welcome to America.

She’s being suspended for doing something that’s literally not only legl but recommended by the driver’s ed handbook.

revanism:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

heartnmavin:

anescapedfish:

positiveclarity:

all-in-all-love:

ask-monsuir-grantaire:

doughnut-tax-outrage:

iwearadeathfrisbeenow:

tyleroakley:

Yikes.

THAT IS LITERALLY WHAT ANY SCHOOL HEALTH CLASS WOULD TELL YOU TO DO.

So she’s getting punished for doing the right thing? She should have let her friend drive drunk? Should she have let her friend kill herself in an auto accident? 

Reblogged it before and i’ll fucking reblog it again.

glad bhs isnt like this

WAIT I KNOW HER WTF?

THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT

THIS IS HOW YOU GET KIDS KILLED

Whats the school got to do with it though? This happened outside of school hours so why are they getting involved?

Welcome to America.

She’s being suspended for doing something that’s literally not only legl but recommended by the driver’s ed handbook.